What a sweet boy! Is he married? I bet all the girls want to marry him.
“No, he’s single. And he wouldn’t marry a girl. He’s gay.”
“Oh, does he have a boyfriend then? He should. He’s lovely and he has a cute little tushy. Rich and talented too! All that’s not easy to find in a man, you know. I’ve looked.”
- My 90 year old great-aunt Ruth Ann on Chris Colfer, ladies and gentlemen -